So domestic diva (now with street cred), Martha Stewart is looking for other women in the U.S. who have been burdened by sharing her name. Can you imagine the amount of Martha Stewart books and housewares they have gotten as jokes that “never” go out of style? Plus, over the last year there must have been some pretty good jokes around the water cooler for any of these unfortunate women as Martha went off to jail.

Getting 150 of them in a room with the “real” Martha just seems like asking for trouble. I can already imagine the cries of “Thanks to you people assume I’m a controlling bitch that knows 50 ways to make her party guests feel inferior!!” I can only assume that she is starting her new show in the the traditions of Jerry Springer and Geraldo. I’m sure the chairs that will be thrown will be hand-crafted oak, for perfect group-gathering brutality (Its a good thing).

The real reason I am so amused by this though is that my aunt is one of the few, the proud, the Martha Stewarts. I can’t wait to see if she sends in her info.